Yeah I have big strong arms, and yeah I’m a force to be reckoned with, and yeah the ladies throw themselves at me all the time… but nothing will ever get between me and my wife.
Especially not some fresh-faced, ponytailed, short-skirted cutie with a silly crush on me.
I’m stronger than that. My marriage is stronger than that.
Did I look at the cutie? Yeah, I did. Who wouldn’t? She’s adorable.
Did she get my blood pumping? Yeah but I have my beautiful, willing wife to help me relieve all that tension.
There is no reason at all for me to stray from my marriage.
I love my wife with all my heart. My wife comes first, and nothing will ever, ever change that.
Funny thing is, I think my wife is obsessed with that short-skirted cutie.
She keeps asking about her.
She tried dressing and talking like her. I put an end to that quickly.
And get this, she even invited the cutie over for lunch!
Why would she do that?
She’s not trying to push the two of us together… is she?
She’s not trying to get me to have something on the side… with her blessing… is she?
No. That’s ridiculous.