I’m a young maid in love with the woman I work for.
I try on her clothes when she’s not around.
I crawl into her bed and snuggle up to her pillow.
Her sheets are so soft and they smell so good.
She smells so good.
Oh, wait don’t get the wrong idea here!
I’m not attracted to her in that way!
I’m pretty sure she’s straight.
She’s married to a man.
Well, they don’t really act like a married couple…
In fact, she’s far more affectionate with me than she is with him.
I don’t think I’ve even seen them hug.
Yet she’s all over me…
God, I’m going to miss her when this job is over!
I wish I could stay with her forever.
That doesn’t mean I’m a lesbian…
Does it?